It's not easy being a dog...
First of all you have to learn how to hold it. You can only go outside and for some reason you have to wait until they are ready to take you because you are not trusted to go out alone and sometimes they can take forever to get ready which is something I don't understand. Why do they have to get ready? Why can't they just go out like I do without putting all that stuff on so I'm forced to patiently wait since I'm at their mercy
This is not comfortable, and frankly, completely unnecessary. And besides I don't even like football, not my game. I prefer the toss and run and catch game
Will somebody please explain to me why I get this
when they get all kinds of yummy smelling varieties of things. Am I not a member of this household, an integral part of this family...important enough? Yes, sometimes they call me over to the work area and give me a little something as if they were doing me a big favor or something but I've got a plan. I'll just innocently hang around the work area
Heh, heh, every dog has his day.